Remember that website I'm pretending to write? Well, here is my BoJack tribute. If you don't know, he was in a very famous tv show in the 90s. Don't pretend you don't know, haha! Do you get it? Do you get my joke about the not-knowing? Do you get it? Okay, there's a whole page of this.
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Date of Birth: 01/02/1964
Gender: Male
Species: Horse
Breed: Grade (thoroughbred cross)
Color: Medium Bay
Markings: star/snip
Weight: 1,200 lbs
Height: 19.75 hands
Conformation:
buck knee, splay foot, ewe neck, wall eye, pot belly, sweet tooth
Temperament:
9/10 - spooky, stubborn, unpredictable, substance abuse
Tack preference: English
Sire: Butterscotch Horseman
Dam: Beatrice Horseman
Relationship Status: N/A
Sexual Partners: >100
What was BoJack's childhood like?
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Normal childhood, and then just right into the big famous part.
