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Astarion Ancunín

If some curious soul stumbles upon this foolish website and is
cursed by ignorance, but still is thirsty for answers:

Astarion is a character in the video game Baldur’s Gate 3 by Larian Studios.

He can be recruited as a companion, or he can be played as your main character.



Don't get fooled by his Dackelblick. His favorite hobby is murdering people and craving whorl domination.

It feels like as if every single soul on planet earth simped for this iconic vampire spawn and high elf rouge, so  <this sentence is still in development...>



Quirks:
Is absolutely unable to say the words "Cazador" or "Power" like a normal person.

Hobbies:
Thinking about murder.

Expert in:
Perfomance.

Values:
A wholesome Pookie that cares about everyone. Of coas.

Favorite Weapon:
His Beauty. He wields it ruthlessly.

Goals:
To be TRULY!!! HONESTLY!!!
FREE!!!

Favorite thing:
You of course, the self-insert.

Wants:
FREEDOM AND POWAH

Alignment:
Would honestly apologize if the person he stabbed was someone you liked.

You will find him:
Sunbathing outside.

Favorite Item:
Mirror.

In his bag:
Books about POWAH and lewd things

Communication Style:
(Passive)-Aggressive, Manipulative, Vulnerable Cutie Pie

Sense of humor:
Sarcastic, Dry, Salacious, Calls you ugly on main



Relationship Status:
Forever with his consort until the sun melts

Favorite FOod:
You

Self-perception:
Is only good for being used, bringing pleasure to other people. A good dose of self-hate and disgust. Desired but unlovable. Unworthy if he doesn't perform. Will slowly heal if you stand by his side and support him. RIIIIIGHT?????

Is convinced:
People want the surface, no depth. Power is the only way to be finally free. FEELINGS ARE WEAKNESS YOU FOOL!

Favorite topic after Ascension:
HOW HE STOLE ALL DAT POWAH FROM CAZADOR

Secret Hobby:
Cooking and eating

Forbidden topics until therapy:
That he was already loveable as a spawn. *record scratch and wild Astarion noises from the background" "THAT WEAkling I will not accept this bullshit talk here" *astarion starting to fock up the website*



Did you write all this while being drunk????:
Yes.

Velociraptor Ascendantem Astarionem, principem pallidum, magno corde et unguibus acutis amavit. Decidi verum situs. Susurrat anima mea sic habere quia. Regnant pixel et ordo. Alienis per terras, non in foris obscuris, disperguntur non. Alibi qui quaerit hic autem.

Noctis silente quiescit sicut princeps vampyricus. Raptor imagines pulchrae Ancunín capere et servare magnopere gaudet. Velociraptor Ascendantem Astarionem, principem pallidum, magno corde et unguibus acutis amavit. Decidi verum situs. Susurrat anima mea sic habere quia.

Regnant pixel et ordo. Alienis per terras, non in foris obscuris, disperguntur non. Alibi qui quaerit hic autem. Noctis silente quiescit sicut princeps vampyricus. Raptor imagines pulchrae Ancunín capere et servare magnopere gaudet.Velociraptor Ascendantem Astarionem, principem pallidum, magno corde et unguibus acutis amavit.

Decidi verum situs. Susurrat anima mea sic habere quia. Regnant pixel et ordo. Alienis per terras, non in foris obscuris, disperguntur non. Alibi qui quaerit hic autem. Noctis silente quiescit sicut princeps vampyricus. Raptor imagines pulchrae Ancunín capere et servare magnopere gaudet. Velociraptor Ascendantem Astarionem, principem pallidum, magno corde et unguibus acutis amavit. Decidi verum situs. Susurrat anima mea sic habere quia.

Regnant pixel et ordo. Alienis per terras, non in foris obscuris, disperguntur non. Alibi qui quaerit hic autem. Noctis silente quiescit sicut princeps vampyricus.

Raptor imagines pulchrae Ancunín capere et servare magnopere gaudet. Velociraptor Ascendantem Astarionem, principem pallidum, magno corde et unguibus acutis amavit. Decidi verum situs. Susurrat anima mea sic habere quia. Regnant pixel et ordo. Alienis per terras, non in foris obscuris, disperguntur non.

Alibi qui quaerit hic autem. Noctis silente quiescit sicut princeps vampyricus. Raptor imagines pulchrae Ancunín capere et servare magnopere gaudet.